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Unexpected Prostate Exam

    • When you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove, but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.

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    Listen up, you dummy! So, you're getting a prostate exam, right? Not fun, I know. You feel the cold glove, and you're already cringing. But then you realize the doctor's got both hands on your shoulders, which means someone else is down there poking around! You might want to call the cops, because this ain't right! You probably wouldn't understand. You think a 'funny bone' is an actual bone. Some people are born smart, you were born in late November.

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    • Wait I have lunch, but I’ll keep this open

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    like i have voices inside of my head

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    ive listend to them twice

    once i took a knife nd strached a car

    i jumped on a chair w/ siccors nd almost stabbed my freind

    nd they tell me to dod these things

    they tell me to hurt pple

    nd its hard to not listen

    so i hrut myself instead sometimes

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