Health jokes
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
I have it.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!