Health jokes
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
When I walk to school, I fart.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.