Health jokes
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
I have it.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.