Health jokes
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
I have it.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.