Dementia jokes
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Wait what???
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
I think DJT has FTD.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
You know who else has dementia?
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