Health jokes
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
When I walk to school, I fart.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"