Health jokes
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Memes
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
When I walk to school, I fart.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
I have it.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!