Health jokes
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Memes
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
When I walk to school, I fart.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!