Health jokes
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Memes
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
When I walk to school, I fart.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!