Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

Why does the nurse need a red pen?

In case she has to draw blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life

Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re f...ed.

What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated

I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones

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I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.

All these jokes are pen-ful to read.

What is a penguin without a pen? A guin…

What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

What’s the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they’re all knockoffs of old jokes you’ve already heard that aren’t funny. Pen!s

why do you call a pineapple a pineapple

because it is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

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