Why does the nurse need a red pen?

In case she has to draw blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life

Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re f...ed.

What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated

I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones

What is a penguin without a pen? A guin…

What’s the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they’re all knockoffs of old jokes you’ve already heard that aren’t funny. Pen!s

What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen

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