Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re f...ed.
I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway
What’s the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they’re all knockoffs of old jokes you’ve already heard that aren’t funny. Pen!s