Why does the nurse need a red pen?

In case she has to draw blood

All these jokes are pen-ful to read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

What is a penguin without a pen? A guin…

I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.


Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated

I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones

What’s the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they’re all knockoffs of old jokes you’ve already heard that aren’t funny. Pen!s

“hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh” Thats what my friend said when he gave an epi-pen idk why tho

“Paper is 2D!” said Pen. “No, it’s 3D!” said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; “Oh, I suppose you’re write.”

What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen

why do you call a pineapple a pineapple

because it is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo

Why did the chicken cross the road

Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning is she ok? hospital? Dad: She’s ok now. no hospital. Dad: She had to take the deep penis. Son: Umm… WHAT!? Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS Dad: Oh for god’s sakes Dad: Epi Pen

I wrote my pen is big but for got to space pen is

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

my pen is so strong ladies come and get it???

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