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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life

Why does the nurse need a red pen?

In case she has to draw blood

Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re f...ed.

What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated

I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones


What is a penguin without a pen? A guin…

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen

What’s the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they’re all knockoffs of old jokes you’ve already heard that aren’t funny. Pen!s

All these jokes are pen-ful to read.

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

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