Why does the nurse need a red pen?

In case she has to draw blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.

“Paper is 2D!” said Pen. “No, it’s 3D!” said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; “Oh, I suppose you’re write.”

All these jokes are pen-ful to read.

What is a penguin without a pen? A guin…


I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones

What’s the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they’re all knockoffs of old jokes you’ve already heard that aren’t funny. Pen!s

Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated

What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

why do you call a pineapple a pineapple

because it is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo

I wrote my pen is big but for got to space pen is

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning is she ok? hospital? Dad: She’s ok now. no hospital. Dad: She had to take the deep penis. Son: Umm… WHAT!? Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS Dad: Oh for god’s sakes Dad: Epi Pen

my pen is so strong ladies come and get it???

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

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