Worm in Apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! Imagine finding a worm in your apple, gross right? Now picture finding only HALF a worm. Where's the other half, genius? Still in the apple! That's somehow even nastier, and you're the kind of guy who'd still eat the apple, aren't you?

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