What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Cutting Board
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about them puns. A "cutting board" is something you use to cut stuff on. But get this, it also sounds like "boarding," as in, like, they're so depressed they're just BORED. And "flat-chested"? Well, there ain't much to cut *there*, ya dig?