Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket
HarshMyrath
If a girl says no twice 🤔. Mathematically that’s a yes , so you’re good to go
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it? A puppy you dirty monkey 🐒
There was a house with three storey building 🏢 First one had Mexicans Second one had Africans Third one had white people Earthquake came But who did survive? 🤔 The white family Cause they were at work
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
What does a cannibal calls a pregnant woman 🤔 A kinder joy