Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket
HarshMyrath
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it? A puppy you dirty monkey 🐒
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What does a cannibal calls a pregnant woman 🤔 A kinder joy