i am a joke
ME
Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head ?
mummy
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
what did the tree say to the wind?
leaf me alone
What goes zzub-zzub ?
A bee flying backwards
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious
Why did the computer go to the doctor ?
Because it had a virus
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
TEACHER : Why do people snore ? ME : Because they sleep .
My family
back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb