I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
