Vape jokes
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
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After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... ๐
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
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I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
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Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?
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