Menstruation jokes

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?

"When is your next blood period?"

How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.

What do lesbians do while having their period?

They finger paint.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?

"I will be back next month."

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.

Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!

How do you know a hippie is on her period?

Her socks are missing.

How do you know she's off?

Her socks are tye-dye.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

What do you call lesbian sex during their period?

A blood transfusion.

What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

"See you next month."

What do tampons and your sister have in common?

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."