Menstruation jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.