How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when youβre done eating.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period A blood transfusion
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
Whatβs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One is finger-licking good and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted
what is a girl favert song when they are on their period
period oh period oww
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe? Because this teen just started her period!
I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive
girls : π*Period*βοΈπ Men : πΏ*Growth*πΏπΏπΏ
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much
