Menstruation jokes
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!