Gravity jokes

Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!

What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?

Sunbeams.

What goes up but never comes down?

Water in Australia.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

What is a good night's sleep?

I haven't a clue!

Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

What do you call a black hole?

Butt hole.

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.