Gravity jokes
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.