Gravity jokes
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
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Honestly tho it’s a pretty good show
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.