What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
Gravity Jokes
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
I fell down yesterday.
