Gravity jokes
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Memes
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.