What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
my friend said she wanted to fly, so i pushed her off a building
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
