"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Where Do Otters Come From? Otter Space.
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.
how dose nasa orgenise a party
they planet
