"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
