"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
Where Do Otters Come From? Otter Space.
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.
