Astronomy

Astronomy Jokes

Sun

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

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  • Mama

    Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

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  • Forehead

    I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

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  • Meteor

    Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

    Because itโ€™s a little meteor.

    Fly

    If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the ๐ŸŒŽ is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of ๐ŸŒŽ? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

    Tent

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

    Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

    "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?"

    Watson pondered for a minute.

    "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

    Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

    Earth

    What did Earth say to the other planets?

    "You guys have no life!"

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  • Uranus

    Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.