Astronomy jokes
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn ๐ช- It has many rings.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because itโs a little meteor.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the ๐ is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of ๐? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.