Astronomy jokes
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
The sun is fire.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.