You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Orbiting Friends
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Explain Bear
Listen up, butterball. This joke is saying you're so fat that your friends look like they are orbiting around you like planets around the sun. Do you even know what "orbiting" means? It's when something goes around something else. I'm talking about planets, not your double chin, genius!