Gravity jokes
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.