Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Poop fell off the earth.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
