I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple, the apple falls from the tree
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
