Gravity

Gravity jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Mama

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Pear

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Memes

Emo

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

Emo

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

Physicist

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

Planet

Can we have a party in space?

First, we need to planet ;)

Get it? "Plan it" = planet.

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  • Rock

    I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.

    Kid

    What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.

    Forehead

    When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

    Feather

    What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

    The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.

    Fridge

    Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!