What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
