Gravity jokes
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.