Gravity jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
I fell down yesterday.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!