Gravity jokes
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
I fell down yesterday.