Gravity jokes

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?

Mars bars.

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

Can we have a party in space?

First, we need to planet ;)

Get it? "Plan it" = planet.

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.

Why did Gemma fall off her bike?

She got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.

When you say, "I'm high!"

But then you fall off.