Emo Girl Logic

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up buttercup, you probably thought this was just a regular joke, but it's got layers, like an ogre! The joke plays on the stereotype of emo people being sad and wanting to hang themselves with a rope. It's funny because it's unexpected and a little bit dark, like your soul.

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