Sally and the Fridge

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. This "joke" is about a girl named Sally who is armless. She falls off a swing because someone chucked a refrigerator at her. It's funny because, well, it's not! It's dark and stupid. The person who wrote this is also stupid. You wouldn't get it because you are on the internet, and nobody is funny on the internet.