Gravity jokes
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Memes
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.