Gravity jokes
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.