Gravity jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.