Gravitational pull jokes

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn’t she get up?

Because she had no friends.

Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!