Gravitational pull jokes

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?