Gravitational pull jokes

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.

Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

What's the biggest problem with gravity?

It keeps putting people down.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.