An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Emo Kid and Apple
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, you got this Emo kid, right? Already not a good start. He's hangin' in a tree, probably thinkin' 'bout his feelings. An apple falls too. Now, normally, the apple hits the ground first 'cause gravity. But this ain't normal. The Emo kid's got a rope and noose, meaning he's tryin' to off himself. So, the apple wins this race to the bottom. Get it now? You are as dumb as a box of rocks. This joke is so dark, it's practically a black hole of humor.
Wade
This. This is perfect lmfao