What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Gravity Jokes
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
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Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
