Gravity Jokes

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces cum in pears

Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.

What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars

can we have a party in space? .... First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.

when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead

What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?

Sunbeams

Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.

my friend said she wanted to fly, so i pushed her off a building

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back

what do you call a black hole ? butt hole

the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs

whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up

Why do planets circle the son?

Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.

Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill? Because is circle

if gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared why did the emo kid not come down.

What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔️

Why did the parachute refuse to open?

Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.

Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?" Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first