Gravity jokes
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.