when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
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what do you call a black hole ? butt hole
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill? Because is circle
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔️
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
because of gravity
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down
why did Bob fall because gravity was mad at him.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
