Gravity jokes
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!