I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?
the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first? The feather cause the rope stopped the child
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
