Orbit jokes
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 馃獝- It has many rings.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why wasn鈥檛 the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn鈥檛 make it.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
I'm no astronomer, but I鈥檓 pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."