What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
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Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
i love the way the earth rotates
it really makes my day
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
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How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
Your hairline caused the solar flare
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
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