Orbit jokes
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Uranus floats around in space.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.