Orbit jokes
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Uranus floats around in space.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.