What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
i love the way the earth rotates
it really makes my day
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Your hairline caused the solar flare
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
uranus floats around in space
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
