What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Orbit Jokes
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Memes
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
