Orbit jokes
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!