I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason it doesn't have a home page.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Someone asked me why I'm Still here...the answer is simple I don't want to be used as a school assembly
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... Thatβll give you a reason to get up in the morning
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "Iβm an orphan, your honor."
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with Μwhy did you drive so fast. Μ
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Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
You are the reason double doors were invented
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
