Reason jokes
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.