I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason it doesn't have a home page.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Someone asked me why I'm Still here...the answer is simple I don't want to be used as a school assembly
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
You are the reason double doors were invented
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous? Because she blew up.
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
