Reason jokes
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said, "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today, so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanked Dolly and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations, and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode, and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."