Reason jokes
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.