What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Never Comes Down
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dunce! The joke is a play on words. You see, water doesn't go "up" and then "down" in Australia. It's because, get this, Australia is in the Southern Hemisphere, so water goes "down" the drain in a clockwise direction due to the Coriolis effect. You probably think that the Earth is flat, huh?
Anonymous
Dude water goes fucking downwards in Australia its the fucking northern hemisphere that it goes up
Hailey ❁
Other way round mate.