Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo Mama's Gravity
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklenuts! This joke is saying yo mama so obese that she got her own gravitational pull. Instead of the moon orbiting the sun, the sun orbits her! Get it? Probably not, since you're probably the same kinda dummy that would laugh at this joke in the first place.
Kaline Jean
LOL! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐คจ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Anonymous
way would say ๐ญ
hump
Yo mama so fat she sweats mayonnaise.
kicked
Yo mama so fat she got stuck in her car.
quilt
Yo mama so fat she wakes up on all four sides of the bed.