Slinky jokes

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Like this if one of your family members is emo!

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.