Super Power Beer's Deadly Effect

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

“Super Power Beer,” he says.

“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.

“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.

Splat.

The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”

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Listen here, you simpleton. You really thought you could fly after a couple of beers? It's like you skipped brain day at school. First of all, you're not a superhero, you're a regular human who can't defy gravity. Superman is a fictional character, duh. Drinking a beer doesn't make you super. You are the type of person to try out the dumbest things you hear at a bar. The real joke is you thought it'd work, not the splat at the end, but you are too dull to get it. You got played hard, kid.

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seen this many times before, you just ripped it off from someone else and changed it a bit to make it your own. Shame on you.