Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke implies your mama is so fat that her weight messes with Earth's orbit. It's like saying she's heavier than a planet, which is obviously not true! (Unless you've been hiding some serious mass, in which case, congrats? You are probably so lazy that you are reading this instead of doing something with your life, lol)