Emo Girl and Apple

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up buttercup. So this emo chick and apple fall from a tree, right? But get this, the apple hits the ground first because the emo girl is hanging from a noose. So, she is kill. You probably spend too much time online anyway, go for a walk or something.