Hawking's Real Cause of Death

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you brainless banana! This is a dark joke because it makes light of the death of a real person, Stephen Hawking, by suggesting he died in a ridiculous way. Get it now, dumb dumb?

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