What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
I was gonna walk up to a emo and say do you get jealous when your phone dies
Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit
If you're gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you.. From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Friend: Want to play fall guys?
Friend 2: Yup
Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said "Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
Roses are red Violets are blue We're gonna make love Because I'm stronger than you
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die Me : No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing i'll do
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
My Teacher said ̈Im gonna leave soon, i dont want to be here anymore! ̈, So i shot her.
