What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Jeffy- Daddy Daddy a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat
Marvin-I don’t believe that
Jeffy- but he said “Jeffy I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat”
The next morning
Jeffy- Daddy a monster pooped in your hat
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin- Jeffy I don’t believe you you popped in my hat
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
were gonna have to kill
no good jack and jill
they’re draining the economy doooown!
they’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill jack’s seed
they’ve ruined our wonderful town!
were gonna have to kill
nno good jack and jill
they have no moralityyyy
they’re spreading degeneracy
we aint what we used to be
we’ve got to kill ol no good jack and jill!
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana
they went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers
next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years
we’re gonna have to kill
nno good jack and jill!
they’ve banked off buying boooze!
they’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice
corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
we’re gonna have to kill
nno good jack and jill
their kids’re in the business tooo!
they’re draining all our banks
give em well deserved spanks
we’ve got to kill ol no good jack and jill
jack and jill netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaaake
what a blunder, there was no rubber, now
they’re a house of eeiiight
a bolt went off, they opened shop
to resell their porn and lean
it all went swell, but for us, well
we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL JACK AND JILL!
a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”
well i was gonna make a joke about drunk people but that would be good for the health
this place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
I saw my sisters masturbating with a cucumbers and hotdogs. I said "Come on that I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like a hotdogs and cucumbers!
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
Roses are red.... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
