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Little Johnny's Pencil

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.

Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.

And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.

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This joke plays on the setup of a classroom setting where Little Johnny uses Sally to answer the teacher's questions by poking her with a pencil, making it seem like she is giving the answers. The punchline comes when Sally, having enough of being poked, unintentionally gives an inappropriate response, leading to the teacher fainting. The humor comes from the unexpected and escalating reactions of the characters and the double entendre.

Comments (50)

This is my favorite joke by far

I unfriended Paul Walker on my x box because he sat on his dashboard all day

BHAHAH i'm actually laughing tho why am i laughing at this

EHHHHHHHHHH his this is the best thing ever!

Nice hdjdjd haahahha

Any joke where someone in the punchline faints is a contender for champion of this website.

I laughed so hard at this that I think I popped a long! Thank you, I needed this...

im in class and im dying rn

im in class aswell this is fucking good

Funneh

The Molly and Jack version is better

Sally and Johnny are two characters in the Creepypasta fandom, except Johnny is Sally's uncle

i'm close to tears. why was that so funny??

LOVE IT! lmao i am gonna try and make my brother do this to his son #lmao

I don’t understand the last part