Gonna jokes

Orphan

Mason · 7 years ago

You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

Bird

J0K35 · 6 years ago

So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.

And I asked him what he is doing.

Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.

Me: Erm... Are you a simp?

Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.

KG: You have it?

Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?

KG: Sure!

KG then went to her room.

Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-

KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.

KG: Have fun playing with them!

Guy: WHAT THE FU-

Parent

Hi · 6 years ago

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.

Orphan

Lmao get roasted · 4 years ago

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

Tree

Anonymous · 3 years ago

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

Sex

The Unknown King of Moderation · 4 years ago

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

Orphan

James · 7 years ago

If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?

Orphanage

Jay Garratt · 4 years ago

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Coronavirus

The KUNG FLU'S · 5 years ago

Last night I had the strangest dream!

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!

And you said!!

Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!

Rain

sans and paps: · 6 years ago

Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orphan

Anonymous · 5 years ago

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Banana

Leyla · 4 years ago

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

Fortnite

Dead Caca YT · 4 years ago

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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Orphan

AnonymousIndian · 4 years ago

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."