Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
If anyone gonn be fuckin my sister it's gonna be ME!
Roses are red.... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you
if I don't find a reason to live soon my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run.
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..
Teacher: I’m gonna call ur parents Orphan: go on see if they pick up
I was gonna make a joke about mexicans but honestly it crosses the line.
Smack an orphan what’s he gonna do... tell his parents
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we're through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
When I'm bored I like to slap orphans I mean what are they gonna do tell their parents
Bully: You're gonna die. Me: Hurry up then.
dont make fun of the emo kid or he’s gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the suicide squad
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
If you’re gonna have a gangbang make it extreme
