What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)

Man: Ah… suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I’ll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore…

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

Digging stuff up is too hard

Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody

How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him…

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

Place a man in a morgue, he’ll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he’ll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he’ll stay happy for a week.

what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood

I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me…

I love necrophillia - but only if it’s consensual!

What is a necrophiliac’s favorite candy? A Hearsey’s Kiss

Q: What’s the difference between a grandma fetish, and necrophilia. A: a few weeks.

There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac