Necrophilia Jokes

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,

thats what happened to my dog

A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....

what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

Kenny was into incest until his mom died. Now he's into necrophilia.

(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)

Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..

Digging stuff up is too hard

Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!

I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board

I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...

I love necrophillia - but only if it's consensual!

What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds

There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss

I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man