Necrophilia jokes
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave. Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work. Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.
Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.