Necrophilia jokes
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.
Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.