Necrophilia Jokes

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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Anonymous
in Darkness

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

Anonymous

Kenny was into incest until his mom died. Now he's into necrophilia.

CheetoBandito
in America

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

Anonymous

How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....

The Man

(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)

Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..

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Anonymous

what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood

is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,

thats what happened to my dog

Anonymous

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

Anonymous

Digging stuff up is too hard

Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody

Joseph Wiseou

A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."

Anonymous

There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

wtf

I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...

Anonymous

I love necrophillia - but only if it's consensual!

Anonymous

What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds

Anonymous

What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss

Anonymous

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board

Anonymous

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

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Anonymous

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Ripe

Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.