What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

Place a man in a morgue, he’ll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he’ll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he’ll stay happy for a week.

Digging stuff up is too hard

Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody

What is a necrophiliac’s favorite candy? A Hearsey’s Kiss