What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..
is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,
thats what happened to my dog
Kenny was into incest until his mom died. Now he's into necrophilia.
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
I love necrophillia - but only if it's consensual!
What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
