What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Kenny was into incest until his mom died. Now he's into necrophilia.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,
thats what happened to my dog
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
I love necrophillia - but only if it's consensual!
What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.