What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss