Necrophilia jokes
A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.
Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave. Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work. Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.