Necrophilia Jokes

oof

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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Darkness

Anonymous

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

Mr.69

is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,

thats what happened to my dog

Joseph Wiseou

A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."

Doctor

Anonymous

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

Cunt

Anonymous

How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....

Wood

Anonymous

what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood

CheetoBandito

in America

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

Die

Anonymous

Kenny was into incest until his mom died. Now he's into necrophilia.

The Man

(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)

Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..

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Anonymous

Digging stuff up is too hard

Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody

Wife

Anonymous

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Keep

Anonymous

I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone

Anonymous

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board

wtf

I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...

Love

Anonymous

I love necrophillia - but only if it's consensual!

Difference

Anonymous

What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds

Sea

Anonymous

There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

Candy

Anonymous

What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss

Cool

Anonymous

I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man