My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
I might have to back down on this. Cause it is usually aimed for little children.
When I mist I miss
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: "You told me to aim up high".
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
1 like=1 more missile aimed at a hospital
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
