Aim

Aim Jokes

School

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

School shooting

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

Memes

Teacher

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

Attack

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

School

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

Missile

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

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  • Parent

    Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

    Grandfather

    Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

    Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

    Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

    Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

    My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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  • Shooting

    A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

    Pistol

    Me: How does this thing work?

    ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

    ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

    Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

    Shooter

    I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

    Son

    A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

    Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"

    Head

    When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

    Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

    Ball

    My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

    Bullseye

    If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?