Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
