My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.

Want to know why parents don’t get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.

My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn’t pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: “You told me to aim up high”.

My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

My wife still misses me…

But her aim is getting better!

I might have to back down on this. Cause it is usually aimed for little children.

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience

GF: laying down BF: GROANING GF: R U good at aiming and shooting BF: yeah why GF: Shoot that did in there BF: mmmhuugh