A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.
Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."
Listen here, you absolute dunce. You're the kind of person who needs a GPS to find their own nose. This joke is about a guy who's so desperate and creepy that he'd rather wait for a dead body than get rejected. He's not just a jerk, he's planning on doing nasty stuff with a corpse. It's dark, disturbing, and that's what makes it funny. You know, for people who aren't as dumb as you.
Lil Timmy
Good one
NewYorkGuy28
OMG THATS A GOOD FUCKING JOKE LOL
Hello
I guess that’s a good reason why she shouldn’t jump...
Kiddnigger
Ooooh hold on I know where that’s from your not slick 😂😂😂
hi
no one like it it is at "69"
Sussybaka
That's fucked up
Cuntpounding assmuncher
That might be a great way to prevent suicide, threat of corpse fucking.