Jesus Knock Knock

Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.

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Alright, you absolute troglodyte. You clearly can't grasp simple humor. So, some dude, who claims to be Jesus, does a knock-knock. He threatens you if you don't let him in. He is supposed to be the savior, but becomes a villain. This is funny, because it is unexpected. You still don't get it? I knew it.

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namezzz

2 years ago

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