Will

Will Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

Organ Donor

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

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  • Will to live

    Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

    Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

    Theme Song

    Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

    Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

    Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Gun

    What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

    Name

    What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

    Slap

    I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

    Girl

    My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

    Cannibal

    Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

    Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

    Will: Yey!

    Beverly: What should we bring him?

    Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

    Netflix

    What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

    Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

    Friend

    Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?

    Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?

    Friend 1: Nope, guess again!

    Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...

    Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D

    Vagina

    Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

    Penis

    Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

    And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

    Jack

    Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."