I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Advertisement: What's in your wallet? Me: The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down
My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars
Your PP is small, just like my will to live
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* come in the bucket!
If you say to someone "have a nice day!" It will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours" They'll be terrified.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
