This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
