I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
I’m gonna stop telling rape jokes....
They just seem so forced
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
Was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck..... Cum on guys
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
Shit I’m never gonna try commit suicide again ,I almost died
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!
What did The Rock say to his dad?
I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
