This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you of my property!
So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says "get the belt" Johnny says "why?" His mother says "im gonna spank you for failing" Johnny says "so just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
🔪🗡️ 🩸
my wife said if I don't get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?
Person #2: No you can have it.
Person #1: Ok, thanks...
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I’m gonna stop telling rape jokes....
They just seem so forced
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
