Milk

Anonymous

What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

Trump

Medkit

In Portuguese, Trumpa means bullshit

Friend

Ur mom

Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit

Word

Anonymous

You add words = bulshit

Fast

Anonymous

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast, it has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

Trump

Anonymous

I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God’s clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true

Shit

Theweirdkid

What do you call a bull dog and a shit tuz :a bullshit

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