Gonna

Gonna jokes

Suicide

Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?

Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.

Mom

So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.

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  • Orphan

    If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.

    Memes

    Death

    Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.

    We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.

    Death

    I'm gonna jump to my death.

    Don't worry. I won't jump far.

    Just off this chair here...

    Fairytale

    What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."

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  • Teacher

    My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.

    Dad

    Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

    They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

    Dad

    My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.

    Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.

    Emo kid

    Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

    Abortion

    My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."

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  • Orphan

    Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??

    Rick Astley

    What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

    You get PRICKrolled.

    Orphan

    No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    Game

    Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

    Car crash

    A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

    The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

    The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

    The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

    Emo kid

    What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

    There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

    Orphan

    Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

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