Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf.....s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!
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What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
I’m gonna jump to my death. Don’t worry. I won’t jump far. Just off this chair here...
Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know somethings gonna happen, I can just feel it
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you of my property!
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
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my wife said if I don't get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
