If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Shaving Cream Tip for Razor Use
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, you didn't think that this joke was funny. It's about someone suggesting that if you're going to cut yourself with a razor, you may as well use shaving cream to make it a bit more comfortable. Yeah I know, it's morbid. You're not very smart huh?
Anonymous
If you’re going to razor yourself you might as well come shaving clean.
Fuck society
Yeah but you can't shave your wrists