Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Allergic to Bullshit
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Explanation
The joke is that the person doesn't believe their friend will actually ask out their crush, so they pretend to sneeze and say they are allergic to 'bullshit' to sarcastically express their disbelief.
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