Allergic to Bullshit

The joke is that the person doesn't believe their friend will actually ask out their crush, so they pretend to sneeze and say they are allergic to 'bullshit' to sarcastically express their disbelief.

• Bullshit
• Friend
• Funny
• Love
• Lie
• Crush

• Friend: Do you think she likes me? Me: Yah. Friend: Really😀😀😀? Me: Hell no. Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
• Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
• You: You are such a flick pain. Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
• My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.