Carrot Mishap

The humor comes from the unexpected use of a carrot as a sex toy and the implication of someone wanting to eat it afterward. The joke plays on the taboo subject of masturbation and the absurdity of the situation.

• Masturbation
• Sister
• Sex
• Eating
• Family
• Food

• I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
• So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
• I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
• Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.