Gonna jokes

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.

Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."

Kid: "OK THANK YOU."

(AT BED TIME)

Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"

Ben: "I'm not."

(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.

But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!

Orphan: What! No! Please no!

Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!

I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

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So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.