Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents! Me: where are they? Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down Ha ha get rickrolled!
thiers gonna be 8 planets right after i destroy uranus
If your ever bored just bully an orphan, what are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.
i was gonna tell you a great pun, but its too cheesy
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
2 cows in a field. One says to the other, 'mooooooooo' The other says, 'Tut, I was gonna say that'
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
the eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the superbowl 😹
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger ;)
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
gas gas gas i'm gonna step on your ass TONIGHT FOR FUN YEAH YEAH YEAH
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
