my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?
oohh a owner
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
Why do orphans support slavery
They final have an owner
“Mum I just won this phone in a race!” “Who was in the race?” “The owner of the phone And the police I think they’re at the door to congratulate me!”
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
Q. What do they call an Isis terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunts annus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website and i will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this websites life. Goodbye
What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari
I don't own a ferrari
I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her and the owner made her leave.
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
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